skulduggery pleasant fancast ♦ RIZ AHMED as ERSKINE RAVEL
"You might not be as good a detective as Skulduggery is, but you’re good at other things. Like wearing a robe and complaining."
"I’m amazing at those things,” Ravel said. “And I order people around really well. This morning, Tipstaff came over with a cup of tea and I told him no, I don’t want tea I want coffee. That was great. I really asserted my authority.”
"Did he go and get you a coffee?"
"No, he said he’d already made a pot of tea so I took the tea because, you know, he’d already made it, but my authority was still firmly asserted."
Ghastly nodded. “He’ll think twice before making tea again.”
"That he will, Ghastly my friend, that he will."
graphic inspired by moonypond