erskineravelvevo:

skulduggery pleasant fancastRIZ AHMED as ERSKINE RAVEL

"You might not be as good a detective as Skulduggery is, but you’re good at other things. Like wearing a robe and complaining."

"I’m amazing at those things,” Ravel said. “And I order people around really well. This morning, Tipstaff came over with a cup of tea and I told him no, I don’t want tea I want coffee. That was great. I really asserted my authority.”

"Did he go and get you a coffee?"

"No, he said he’d already made a pot of tea so I took the tea because, you know, he’d already made it, but my authority was still firmly asserted."

Ghastly nodded. “He’ll think twice before making tea again.”

"That he will, Ghastly my friend, that he will."

graphic inspired by moonypond

(via ghastlybespooky)

r-i-c-e-r-a-i-n:

british person: *eats some brand of food* wow this tastes ok.

british person: wonder if theyve got this shit in america

british person: better make a tumblr post about this glorified piece of nutrition.

one solitary american: whats that

every single british blogger: omg no fukkin way mate how do u poor americans live without malt dipped paper wafers whooaaaah we’re superior *sings dr. who theme*

(via milesupshur)

iwasateenagefaery:

joanne-and-deans-bacon:

I’M SAVING THESE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE’S BRAINS

I just love the boy’s reactions i keep imagining a little boy screaming bedtime paradox and then immediately falling to sleep

(Source: best-of-memes, via spooky-dog-ghost)

ask-foxythepirate:

kawaiidesusam:

jeSUS CHRIST WHAT

Bonnie?….Are ye ok? O_O

(via snuffstorm)

elghoulerico:

jheez they may aswell have all the divas join total divas and give the divas championship to seth rollins

angelwithwormstache:

portablemiah:

benskid:

portablemiah:

illegal immigrants? you mean white people

except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created. 

did you actually just say white people created society in america

image

(via my-fandom-identity)

birdghost:

current emotion: lumpy bird drawn with touchpad on ms paint at midnight

image

(via snuffstorm)

hello-my-ymir:

retrofusion:

˙ ͜>˙ i felt like drawing on my hands today

this is some telltale games stuff man

(via my-fandom-identity)

thranduart:

dobeytheshark:

Wow Guardians of the Galaxy looks great

I am officially dead

thranduart:

dobeytheshark:

Wow Guardians of the Galaxy looks great

I am officially dead

(via my-fandom-identity)

not-40ozoflsd:

niccoolleeyy:

This will never not terrify me

Anxiety level 100000000000000000 b

not-40ozoflsd:

niccoolleeyy:

This will never not terrify me

Anxiety level 100000000000000000 b

(via ghoulyrollins)